Wikipedia turns 14 years old on Thursday! So we thought we’d pay tribute to what has become one of the world’s most comprehensive sources of obscure information by pointing out the weirdest and funniest pages on the site.
It’s hard to articulate what makes a Wikipedia page one of the greats. Maybe it’s easiest to say it’s sort of like pornography: You just know it when you see it. Nevertheless, we’ve compiled an admittedly subjective list of some of the most absurd entries on Wikipedia, without too much regard for how “accurate” they might be — thanks in part to a Wikipedia page entitled “Wikipedia:Unusual articles.” Enjoy!
“Lists of lists of lists.”
Just what it says, but five times better than it sounds.
“List of common misconceptions.”
Everything you know is a lie. Well, almost everything.
“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”
This is an actual sentence that makes sense.
“Year 10,000 problem.”
“[A]lso known as the Y10K problem.”
A retired Brazilian soccer player who once inspired the headline “Fucks off to Benfica.”
“Inherently funny word.”
Some words are just funny, OK?
“List of Kim Jong-il’s titles.”
Includes notable nicknames like “Party Center” and “The Great Sun of Life.”
“List of words containing Q not followed by U.”
Perfect for Scrabble.
“List of English words without rhymes.”
“Woman” makes the list.
“The Matrix Defense.”
This isn’t even the real world, man. How can I actually commit a crime?
“Longest word in English.”
There is a word that’s 189,819 letters long. It’s the chemical name of titin, the largest known protein.
It does indeed.
“List of people who have lived at airports.”
One man lived in an airport for more than 17 YEARS after he was exiled from Iran and his documents were stolen. His story was the basis for the Tom Hanks movie “The Terminal.”
“List of animals with fraudulent diplomas.”
“Oreo C. Collins (born around 2007) is a tuxedo cat who gained notoriety when she received a diploma from Jefferson High School Online in 2009, although her age was misrepresented in order to qualify.”
“Death during consensual sex.”
A surprisingly short list.
“Death by coconut.”
A surprisingly long list.
“Execution by elephant.”
This is an actual thing that people used to do.
Some people think you’ll die if you sit in a closed room with an electric fan. You won’t.
“List of animals displaying homosexual behavior.”
Among those who make the list: Bears, rats, bison, cats, dogs, elephants, foxes, giraffes. You get the idea.
“Buttered cat paradox.”
“Cats always land on their feet. Buttered…